“I’m only trying to make it to vote for Kamala Harris.”   
– Jimmy Carter explains what makes him want to hang on until after his 100^th birthday on October 1^st. 
I smell grounds for a voter fraud investigation.

By the time you read this, I’ll be back from my month abroad.  I’m limited from recounting details of my frolicking due to an iron-clad NDA.  But I can reveal that the bulk of my time was spent with a limber lad from Slovenia with ties to the US – but I can’t say more.  Well, I could mention that not only are they quite fetching in Slovenia, but guys and gals in that locale can be had for the price of a ripe cantaloupe!  Alas, it’s a tragic story right out of a Bel Ami video – this boy was born without a vowel!  When he introduced himself, I was sure he was coughing up a hairball!  And to think I used to make fun of Steve Kmetko – at least he has two vowels!  This child couldn’t even ask Vanna to buy one.  Still, there’s more to life than vowels, as I learned in several languages.