An intriguing Ask Billy question came in just under the wire.  Doug in Houston asks, “Who is Pavel Durov?  I just saw him on the news, and they showed some shirtless photos of him.  WOW!  I never heard of him before.”

That makes two of us.  Durov is the founder of VK and Telegram Messenger.  He’s been called “the Mark Zuckerberg of Russia” – which I don’t believe is completely complimentary.  He’s worth over $15 billion and claims to have fathered over a hundred children through sperm donation in twelve countries.  He’s from Russia, was raised in Italy, and currently lives in Dubai.  Actually, he currently lives in a French prison, because Doug’s e-mail referred to news that Pavel was arrested in Paris.  He’s accused of being complicit in a variety of crimes facilitated through Telegram, an app which is unmoderated.  That’s all well and good, but what about his hotness?  He’s certainly handsome, with great hair and arms – as is evidenced in his interview with Tucker Carlson (who never met a Russian he didn’t like).  Durov also favors wearing tight-fitting black shirts – when he wears a shirt, that is.  The shirtless photos of Pavel sporting a superhero body taken during a trip to Bali seem slightly “enhanced”.  And let’s not even discuss the Speedo.  For that, you’ll have to decide for yourself – on BillyMasters.com, naturally.

When a billionaire knows where his sperm is, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  Did you know that this week, we are celebrating the 29^th anniversary of this weekly column?  Yes, week in, week out, I’m dishing the dirt – for close to 3 decades.  I guess that’s what separates me from a billionaire.  While they’re sending out sperm with a tracking device, I’m giving it away willy-nilly.  For more willys, you’ll have to check out www.BillyMasters.com – the site that’s available in more than 12 countries, that’s for sure.  Of course, if you’d like to help “distribute” bits of Billy, send a note to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I’ll get back to you before my next road trip!  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.