Leave it to a comedian to screw up my column.  I had all sorts of things ready to write about Joel Kim Booster – which would have been a perfect transition because he was scheduled to host the Task Force Gala.  But, no, he had to had to pull out (I hate when guys do that) due to one of those “unforeseen circumstances”.  Now I have no reason to tell you that he proposed to his partner John-Michael Sudsina while they were on vacation in Korea.  I also can’t tell you that proposal or not, their relationship is still “open” – at least according to Booster’s Tweet recounting a recent trick asking, “Does your husband know you’re here?” (except Joel typed it in those alternating lower- and upper-case letters that people in their 30s think is cute).  Joel’s retort was, “Yeah bitch I’m on your Instagram right now deciding which photo I’m gonna show him of the annoying guy I just fucked.”  Lastly, I also have no reason to say that when asked about his full-frontal scene in the flick Industry, Booster said, “It didn’t seem like that big a deal.”  That’s what the trick said!  Judge for yourself on BillyMasters.com.

Speaking of dicks, this week’s Ask Billy question comes from Carmen in Chicago: “What do you know about Seth Rose?  I hear he’s a big anti-gay guy, and yet he did gay porn.  Huh??”

Nothing surprises me anymore.  Gubernatorial candidate Mark Robinson being on a trans porn website calling himself a black Nazi?  YAWN.  The person Carmen is asking about is Trump supporter Corey DeAngelis, known as Seth Rose on GayHoopla.com (ok, the name of that website does surprise me).  While DeAngelis is known as a Fox News darling who advocates for dismantling public schools, Seth is known as a “hot otter” in a video called Jerk Off Race – a race he won, by the by.  While DeAngelis/Rose doesn’t directly interact with men, he doesn’t mind watching or being watched.  Feel free to watch him for yourself on BillyMasters.com.

When it’s 11 o’clock somewhere, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  We ran really REALLY long.  So I’ll have to wait until next week to tell you about the Menendez brothers!  Keep checking out www.BillyMasters.com – the site that has mothers, monsters and Menendezes.  If you have a question for me, send it along to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before I join Ellen and Oprah for a girl’s night out.  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.