With days left until the election, could Meghan McCain be our October Surprise?  I know nobody is paying attention to her, and certainly she’s no Trump fan.  But she always seems to worm her way into a story.  She got particularly prickly when Kamala Harris invoked the memory of her father when she first joined the Senate.  “He says, ‘Kid, come over here.  You’re going to make a great senator.’  You know, we didn’t agree on everything, but, man, I mean, what about an incredible American hero?”  Compliment or not, this pissed off Meg.  “Now, I know democrats want to reinvent history and turn my Dad into any illusion you guys need him to be depending on the political moment you need to bastardize his memory for…but please don’t make me start sharing what I remember him ACTUALLY saying about Kamala Harris…And consider this my final warning shot, I will start spilling tea.”

Then author Cliff Schecter chimed in: “I wrote a book about your dad in ’08, as I’m sure you know, Meghan.  So go ahead and do it, nepo.  Then I’ll share what your father’s advisors & others close to him told me he really thought about you.  Things I had no reason to publish except to be cruel, but will happily share now in light of what you’ve become.  You go first…”  Game.  Set.  Match.

I’m not blaming this on my contacts (or lack thereof), but I had an odd reaction to seeing Lance Bass on a recent episode of Watch What Happens Live.  I know you won’t believe I’m saying this – I thought he looked really good!  I can’t explain it.  He had on these funky glasses.  Maybe it was that.  Or the hairstyle.  Or the highlights.  Or the scruff.  Or that he was sitting next to Andy Cohen.  I dunno, but I just thought he looked good.  That’s all.

When we can go from big Arnold Palmer to Lil Rod and everyone in between, it’s time to end yet another column.  Yes, once again, we ran very long.  So let me quickly remind you to check out www.BillyMasters.com – the site that never skimps on size.  We didn’t even have room for an Ask Billy question this week.  Take that as a challenge and send your queries along to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Bradley Cooper clears up this whole Lady Gaga situation.  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.