Our Ask Billy question comes from a veteran of this column.  Gary in Dallas writes, “What caused Dan Benson to go off on David Henrie?”

Once again, a question about people nobody’s heard of.  Correction – I knew who Dan Benson was, in the broadest of terms.  I know he’s a former Disney kid who does porn…correction, OnlyFans (porn with a credit card).  Dan made his bones (as they say) on Wizards of Waverly Place – I say as if I know what that is!  And apparently David Henrie was on the show as well, along with the current sequel, Wizards Beyond Waverly Place.  David did an interview where the host put up a few photos and asked which former co-star should make a guest appearance on the new show.  Henrie said, “I can’t believe you guys put one of these people on here.  Millennials understand that.”  Which was implied as shading Benson’s porn…modeling career.  So Benson Tweeted, “David Henrie can suck my dick.  I’ll pay him more than they paid me for Wizards I promise you that.”  It doesn’t help that David is a pro-life conservative and Dan is…well, you know.  The last shot came from David…well, I guess it came from them both.  David blocked Dan from following him or viewing his post.  Dan responded, “We pretended to be best friends for years.  How could you do this to me??”  Check out the whole scintillating story on BillyMasters.com.

When I can spend 200 words on people I don’t even know, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  So, the election is here.  I already turned in my ballot.  After the elderly ladies put my ballot in the box, I asked, “Is this one of those boxes that blows up at midnight?”  They laughed – thank God!  They gave me a sticker, and I said, “Thank you for your service.”  Then I added, “This is the first time I’ve ever said that with my pants on!”  After all, it is Wilton Manors!  So get out, do your patriotic duty, and then check out www.BillyMasters.com – the site that’s nonpartisan (some of those conservatives sho is cute).  If you’ve got a question for me, send it along to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Chi Chi LaRue directs Chalamet in Chains!  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.