Caught With Their Pants Down
Another Drake also made news when the singer was seen pleasuring himself on the bed in his private jet!
Proving anyone can have a comeback, Nick Gruber was back in the news by turning up ON the (local) news! Calvin Klein’s ex resurfaced, demanding his former landlords return his property, purloined prior to a period in the pokey. Alas, they claim to have donated his discarded wares to the Mormon Church. The good news? He’s single.
Shake-ups on shows – particularly reality shows – are common. But will we ever find out if Bobby Berk quit or was fired from Queer Eye? And will the hiring of the lovely Jeremiah Brent be embraced? Don’t touch that dial.
Jonathan Groff made tongues wag with the first same-sex kiss for Doctor Who. Groff topped that with a Tony win for Merrily We Roll Along. Next year, he returns to Broadway in a new musical about Bobby Darin.
Turning to the little show that could, Cole Escola’s Oh, Mary! (punctuated like Hello, Dolly!) went from an off-Broadway cult sensation to the hottest ticket on Broadway. I predicted the transfer wouldn’t work – and I was wrong. I also predicted that replacing Cole with Betty Gilpin would kill the show. Well, I’ve been wrong before.
Shawn Mendes took to the stage at Red Rocks to perform a new song, “The Mountain”, and discuss his oft-rumored-about sexuality. “The real truth about my life and sexuality is that, man, I’m just figuring it out like everyone else. I don’t really know sometimes, and I know other times…I’m trying to be really brave and allow myself to be a human and feel things. And that’s all I really want to say about that for now.” To be continued…
Schadenfreude is taking pleasure at someone’s misfortune. I may not speak German, but I knew I had loads of material when Justin Timberlake was arrested on suspicion of DUI early on a June morning. Then we saw his mug shot. Damn, he even looked good in that! That he got off with a slap on the wrist was no surprise. Still, I was more than a bit tickled when I learned that the arresting officer had no clue who he was!
Speaking of hot guys, the Paris Olympics provided scads of scantily clad studs. Naturellement, the French stole the show. Synchro divers Jules Bouyer and Alexis Jandard posted the most provocative photos from the shower with the caption “Welcome to @Paris2024”. They were bested by France’s premier vaulter Anthony Ammirati, whose ponderous package pushed his pole too close to the crossbar. He walked away with a $250K offer to do porn.
Gay porn stud Austin Wolf made headlines when the feds raided his house and arrested him for sending and receiving child porn images and videos. His preliminary hearing keeps getting delayed. When setting the fifth date of December 27th, Judge Barbara Moses said the extension “best serves the ends of justice and outweighs the best interest of the public and the defendant in a speedy trial.” His judge is a woman? He’s fucked. It will come as no surprise that on December 27th, the Government requested yet a further continuance of 30 days. The defendant agreed. The judge agreed. The latest new trial date (the sixth) is January 27, 2025.
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