Tom Holland and His Izz

Two Broadway babies are lobbying for Bravo to get into the theatre game.  Megan Hilty recently pitched Andy Cohen an idea – The Real Housewives of Broadway.  Andy said the idea had previously been discussed with Kristin Chenoweth and said he’d love to do it.  The Broadway/Housewives combination is not as outrageous as you’d think.  Quite a few Housewives have appeared on Broadway – including NeNe Leakes, Kandi Burruss and Erika Jayne.  Admittedly, they all appeared in the musical Chicago, but it’s a start.

We hear that Golden Globe winner Ariana DeBose has a plum project on the horizon.  She’s in discussions to lead a new production of Evita at the London Palladium.  You’ll recall that this is where the acclaimed revival of Sunset Boulevard with Nicole Scherzinger started.  In fact, this Evita will be directed by Jamie Lloyd – who directed Sunset.  Previews begin June 12th.

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Tom in Arizona provides this week’s Ask Billy question: “I saw Tom Holland on the cover of Men’s Health.  He looks amazing.  Has he ever posed nude??”

Well, there’s nude and then there’s nude.  While promoting one of those Spider-man movies, he told Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos, “Essentially I’m naked in those movies because the suit is so skintight.”  And in Men’s Health, he certainly looks like a superhero.  However, it should be noted that he’s a little bit of a thing – not to be confused with having a little bit of a thing.  He’s 5’8” (barely) and weighs about 145 pounds – but can “bulk up” to a hefty 155.  That’s not a whole lotta body to whip into shape.  One of my favorite former porn pups is the buff and beautiful Tory Mason – who I think of as an adorable Muppet of the gay porn galaxy.  He likes to remind me that he’s perfectly proportioned (talk about someone who’s made big bucks taking and receiving sperm).  Anyway, if you’d like to check out Mr. Zendaya’s bod, head on over to BillyMasters.com.

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When “influencer” is another term for “sperm donor”, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  In the “Men’s Health” article, I was struck by something Timothée Chalamet said: “Tom is the ultimate rizz master.”  In my haste, I thought Timmy was making some bold confession referring to Holland as a “jizz master”, which would have fit into this week’s column quite nicely.  Alas, “rizz” is a word the kids use for “charisma”.  For more bits that are lost in translation, check out www.BillyMasters.com – the site that brings you the rizz and the jizz!  If you want to share either with me, reach out and touch me at Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Babs shows up at that telethon!  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.

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