“How crazy is it to think that we’re going to celebrate
Christ at Christmas with a big traditional production
to celebrate what we are all celebrating in the
world during Christmastime, which is the birth of Christ.”
– Ric Grenell, the new president of The Kennedy Center.  He says their new chairman
of the board wants to “make art great again”!  I believe that’s how Hitler got started.

Jaymes Vaughan recently asked ChatGPT to write a comedy roast about hubby Jonathan Bennett, and asked to make it “very mean”.  While you can see Jaymes read it (and Bennett’s hilarious response) on BillyMasters.com, here’s some of it: “Jonathan Bennett: Hollywood’s answer to ‘Do we have a budget for a real leading man?  No?  OK, call him.  You had your big break as Aaron Samuels in Mean Girls, a movie so iconic that people still quote it to this day…but somehow, not your lines…. It’s honestly impressive how you’ve managed to stretch 15 minutes of Mean Girls fame to an entire career of…well, existing…You’re like the Hollywood version of an outdated iPhone.  Sure, you technically still work, but no one’s exactly excited to use you.  Every time you pop up in a Hallmark movie, America collectively shrugs and says, ‘Oh, HIM again!’”

That made me curious – what would ChatGPT have to say about your beloved Billy Masters?  I didn’t fare much better.  “Billy Masters?  When people say ‘not everyone is cut out for comedy,’ Billy’s face is the first thing that pops up in their minds.  Billy’s column is like a buffet – half of it is stuff you just don’t want to touch, and the other half makes you question if the food is even fresh!  You’d get more laughs reading the back of a cereal box – at least that has some mystery to it!  And let’s talk about his comedic timing – it’s about as sharp as a marble.  If comedy had a participation trophy, Billy would have a shelf full of them – probably displayed next to his collection of unfunny Tweets.”  I take offense to that last bit – my lifetime Tweets are probably still in single digits.